Twelve Step Program For Russia's Recovery, part 1

1. Set up "Truth and Reconciliation" committee to examine role of communism in Russia.
2. Remove mummy from Red Square and put his crimes on trial, including regicide.
3. Publicly remove ALL commies buried in the walls of the Kremlin. Incinerate them.
4. Demolish mausoleum on Red Square. Build public latrines on site.
5. Rename all streets, cities, regions that bear communist names.
6. Remove all communist era symbols from all public buildings (Red stars on Kremlin for starters).
7. Add curricula in elementary and secondary schools discussing/condemning role of communists in Russian genocide.
8. After mummy is found guilty of genocide and regicide, publicly burn it, stuff it into a cannon and shoot it back towards the West. Declare day a public holiday.
9. Establish church committee to investigate collaboration/co-option of upper clergy with KGB in Russian Patriarchate. Hold public meetings and publish findings. Establish church court to mete out punishment.